Wednesday, July 23. 2008Packing heat at the Boise, Idaho Zoo
It goes without saying that a family openly strapping guns to their belts (along with a couple extra clips of ammo) and going to the Boise Zoo keeps lions, tigers and bears (oh no) from eating people. On the day in question no animals had eaten any humans. It is also a deterrent for all would be animal thieves and stroller hijackers. Again not one rattlesnake or elephant was stolen from the zoo on this day, and no strollers were stolen or children kidnapped. So the dozen or so gun packers did their job well as there were also no terrorist attacks or Mexicans taking jobs away from any white people. Of course as you can see from the video below the local Boise TV station could only claim that openly carrying weapons at the zoo is "unusual" rather than the more appropriate description that it is "f**king nuts". I must also add that it would seem to the casual reader that Idaho is a right-wing noodle state but in its defense please keep in mind that one of Idaho's United States Senators is open and tolerant of soliciting gay sex in public rest rooms. So at least give the people of Idaho that. After all, no place is all bad. Well... There is Pasadena, Texas. 
Wednesday, July 23. 2008Jon Stewart with Lewis Black and the Selling of AmericaEarth to America! Beck is about 10 times better than Budweiser. ADAF
Wednesday, July 23. 2008Texas grand jury indicts 5 FLDS men for sexual assault
It has also been recently reported that the FLDS wives and mothers conspired to help leader Warren Jeffs marry off at least one 11 year old and himself marry a 15 year old. None of the FLDS members seem to have owned or carry guns, or like the idealized Branch Davidian Texas heroes, members of the NRA. This may bode poorly for subsequent Texas Christian prosecutors, judges and juries to be tried fairly. Here in Texas a Christian without a gun is like a New Yorker without an attitude. Leader Jeffs, 5 others indicted in FLDS polygamist case
Wednesday, July 23. 2008Blazing crotch ends party for one man, earns jail for two pranksters
When Elliot Tuleja passed out while drinking with two "buddies", the other two thought it would be amusing to play a joke on him. Their judgement, however poor in the best of times, "may" have been pegged on faulty or jack ass. The duo liberally doused his crotch area with cologne. Considering
the aroma of some colognes, It would likely be considered assault at that point, but the boys had one more trick up their sleeves, and ignited the pungent rocket fuel. Tuleja suffered second degree burns of his testicles. There is no word as to how well he is recovering from the incident which took place in
January.
The aforementioned "pals", 22-year old Craig Pillers, a parolee, and 19-year old Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer were just sentenced to 2 years in prison and 45 days in county jail respectively after pleading guilty to a felony great bodily injury charge in San Luis Obispo. Add this to the list of things "They" say to do, or not to do, such as : "Never wear white after Labor Day." May I suggest - " Never be the first to pass out."
Wednesday, July 23. 2008Video, Boss saved during beating and robbery by broom-wielding grandmother in Britain
Tuesday, July 22. 2008Jon Stewart and Sub Prime Guru Richard Bitner Doubt CapitalismMr Stewart almost questions the concept of capitalism! Oh my God! In this case we are reminded that those with the least are charged the most for their homes. The have nots are charged muc more than the haves to borrow money. And it doesn't matter if its a mortgage, a car loan or even the cost of gas or groceries. Those with the most pay the least while those with the least pay the most.
Tuesday, July 22. 2008The Wiener Michael Savage says Autism is a Minority Scam
Tuesday, July 22. 2008Doctor Fish will nibble on you now, this is no ordinary pedicure
She sits with the fishes, and you can too! For a mere $50. per half hour, you too can join Tracy Roberts who is having her tootsies nibbled by a type of fish called doctor fish or garra rufa.
Banish the disgusting thoughts, this is a pedicure at Yvonne Hair and Nails salon in Alexandria, VA.
Salon owner John Ho explained the reason for using this type of fish. It seems that they live in rather hot water which will not support much else in the way of plant or aquatic life. They adapted by feeding on available food sources, which often were dead, flaking skin, I suspect that is a delicate explanation. It's not so much that they wouldn't like to eat your entire foot, quite simply they can't. Being toothless, they can most easily gum away on your dead skin. Perhaps for those really difficult callous problems, piranhas could be brought in? So far 5,000 people have taken advantage of having their rough skin eaten away by the fish. Pedantic that I am, I have a pumice stone from Walgreen's which cost a dollar, and it doesn't make my skin crawl to use it. People report excellent callous removal, which is generally done with a type of razor...this is a choose your poison situation if ever one were heard. Customers report sensations from tingling to ticklish. This may be a selling point when Ho implements the next stage, a full body tank. Clients may stretch out while the fish suck and gum skin conditions such as psoriasis, and give you smooth beautiful skin....shudder. Each client must have an individual tank now rather than the communal variation with which the fish were first introduced. According to Ho the individual tanks have solved one other problem which existed with the communal tank. "At times the fish would flock to the feet of an individual with a surplus of dead skin, leaving others with a dearth of fish. It would sometimes be embarrassing for them but it was also really hilarious." said Ho, laughing all of the way to the bank. Doctor Fish will nibble on you now, this is no ordinary pedicure
Monday, July 21. 2008Texas Defies World Court Ruling and will Execute Mexicans
This case concerns the Mexican government who do not have capital punishment (they are bad Christians) wanting the United Nations to review 51 Mexican Nationals on Death Row because they were not allowed to talk to Mexican Consulate. It subsequently came down to the World Court asking a halt in the executions of five Mexicans for the same reason. President Bush went along with the World Court on the Jose Medellin case but the Supreme Court overrode President Bush. Mexico then went to the World Court again to ask for an emergency halt in the executions. Last week Governor Perry told the World Court to mind its own business.
We may find the hateful blood lust expressed by the fathers of the victims understandable, but to say that they are related in any way to Christianity is how does one say, caca de toro. This issue of thumbing our noses at the world regards executions is much like our views on torture, Abu Ghraib and Gitmo. What goes around comes around. So please, no complaints when its Americans who are tortured and executed by some foreign nation.
Friday, July 18. 2008Stephen Colbert on Cover of Esquire and Where is Cassius Clay
Friday, July 18. 2008Jon Stewart gets Lou Dobbs Head to Explode to find it was a Pinata
One needs to get about half way through the clip below to find the meat of the matter.  First is John McCain playing nice to the NAACP seeming to forget that he consistently, adamantly, loudly, and racially voted against a holiday for Martin Luther King every time he was able. After it passed he tried to keep the holiday from being celebrated in his home state of Arizona. I wonder how many Brothers and Sisters there are in Arizona anyway?Then comes the long long overdue [did I say long overdue] kick in the head to televisions' premier xenophobic, jingo nationalist, foreigner hating and Mexican despising bigot Lou Dobbs.
Thursday, July 17. 2008Call girl who brought Spitzer down, sued over Girls Gone Wild video
We know Ashley Dupre's name because of her role in the downfall of former Gov. Eliot Spitzer, a frequent customer of the famous hooker. Many may also have seen more of her in
the Girls Gone Wild videos.
Dupre is being sued by Amber Arpaio. It seems Dupre appears in one of the infamous GGW videos wearing nothing but a towel, and giving her name as Amber Arpaio. The narrator asks if she is 18 and whether the footage can be used on the video, of course she answers yes to both questions. .We all know these films are completely spontaneous -wink. More interesting is that to prove her age in the video, a New Jersey license is shown with Amber Arpaio's name and birth date, making Dupre appear to be in her 20's. No doubt, Arpaio has had a lot of explaining to do to people who got word that she'd gone wild. Arpaio is also suing producers of Girls Gone Wild. As a result, she also wants punitive and exemplary damages "in an amount appropriate to punish and make an example of Defendants," the suit argues. That could be quite a sum of money, I'd venture a guess that GGW is good for it. This photograph dated 2007 in St. Tropez, France and obtained from MySpace on March 12 shows Ashley Dupre, 22, the woman reportedly behind the downfall of New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, and now the defamation of the good name of Ms Arpaio's name. Call girl who brought Spitzer down, sued over Girls Gone sued over Girls Gone Wild video
Thursday, July 17. 2008Maine woman finds 8 foot Python under her jeans
Mara Ranger pulled her blue jeans out of the machine Weds. reached in to grab the rest of the load and felt something move. "I jumped back and all of a sudden it's head starts coming out of the washing machine and it looked huge," Ranger told a local Gorham, Maine TV station. The owner of
the 1800's era farmhouse immediately slammed the lid. Both police and an animal control officer turned down her plea for help. Make mental note to tell the former that you think he's carrying pot.
Fortuitously named Richard Burton of Maine Animal Damage Control did come to the rescue. When Burton donned welder's gloves and reached in, expecting a 4 foot snake...he kept pulling and pulling until he had an 8 foot and very angry Python which immediately wrapped itself around Burton's hand, cutting off the blood flow. Pythons aren't poisonous, but do kill prey with their teeth while it's trapped in their deadly hold, much like Burton was, I shudder to think what could have happened to Ranger had she blindly grabbed her laundry. Just to be safe, a moratorium on laundry might be a good idea. Burton then wrestled the scaly reptile into a plastic bag, tied it shut and brought it to Lewiston. How the snake got into the washer remains unknown. "Now that it's gone, I'm going to be checking crevasses and corners," Ranger said. "I'm going to be looking in the tub first - before and after, maybe even during, the rinse cycle." You're braver than I toots, that farmhouse would be a distant memory for me by now! Maine woman finds 8 foot Python under her jeans
Thursday, July 17. 2008George W Bush Alpha Dog on the Colbert ReportClosing the G8 Summit George W Bush does one of those white people fist slaps to the air and shouts, "Goodbye from the World's biggest polluter!" Wow, what a guy... Seven years ago I came up with a pretty good little quote that will only work for another 100 days, so best use it before it becomes useless, and proudly put my name on it. "I can give George W Bush one thing, he is at least smarter than anyone who voted for him." Rack Jite.
Thursday, July 17. 2008Barenaked Ladies Steven Page busted for felony Cocaine and Ron Wood
"The arrest comes as the band, known for its clean image and cross-generational appeal, recently released a new album of children's songs." This guy is a lead guitarist in a rock band? This is what a lead guitarist in a rock and roll band should look like. Who just yesterday went into rehab for drinking so much whiskey straight out of the bottle that he had a 18 year old Russian waitress move in to his family home. Plutonic says his wife Jo... Perhaps Wife Jo should get a room next door to Ron at the rehab center.
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You will have to excuse the joy I take in reporting on Idaho. It is the only place a Texan can point to and say, "Well, at least we aint as crazy as that!" 
The indictment names only one person, Warren Jeffs, because he is already in custody, the others indicted will not be named until they are apprehended. The name "Jessop" seems to permeate everything about this case. The offending husbands, the assaulted daughters the facilitating wives and mothers... I would suppose child bride bigamy does keep things all in the family so to say. 
This story is what being a Texan is all about. It transcends race, ethnicity, class, and even religion. We in Texas will shoot or execute who we want, when we want, where we want and anyone who doesnt like it has missed what we in Texas know is the basis in what Christ taught. Vengeance, shoot and Kill. 
There were just too many disconnects in this one to let it pass.
